The Big Dumb Teddy Bear

• The best kind let's be real
• Just wants to love his waifu
• Everyone loves him
• Either shuts up in drama or is an aggressive supporter of his friends
• Posts multiple images per day
• If his waifu is obscure, he loves and treasures every single image
• Wojak: Boomer
• Faust, Sir Arthur, nyakka, etc.

The Pretentious Waifulosopher

• Writes long rambly pseudo-philosophy like The Last Waifuist
• Probably a Buddhist. or a Jedi.
• Gives great advice
• Waifuist for at least 4 years already
• Waifu is either some 2deep4u touhou, or a silly cute slice of life girl
• Wojak: big brain
• chameleon, Negative, etc.

The Big Man on Campus

• Somehow a mod in communities he didn't create five minutes after they're made
• All this has come before, all this will come again.
• Knowledge of waifu history unrivaled
• Somehow not very articulate or communicates in memes, but this hides greater wisdom
• Wojak: one of the party ones from /mu/
• Zodai

The Smug Troll

• Always has the last word in arguments
• Waifu is an edgy girl from an edgy series, or Youmu for some reason
• Jokes and smugness hide his inner pain
• Wojak: smug outside, sad inside
• Zambee

The Drama Hound

• When he's not fighting, he's looking for a fight
• Perpetually angry or sad
• Undiagnosed, unmedicated depression
• Waifu inevitably an absolute cutie who'd cheer him up if he focused more on her than on drama
• Really needs a hug or twenty
• Wojak: Pink

The Lifer

• Somehow a nazi, leftist, Odinist, and Christian all in one
• Says incredibly stupid things that make you laugh
• You really can't bring yourself to hate him
• Very pure love of heavy metal and GSG
• Bit of a chaser
• Wojak: soyface
• Moldy